Alright, class.
And that is how a photosynthesis work:
You take a picture of a flower,
and the flower grow.
So, does anybody have any question?
Yeah, uh, uh, I-I have a question:
Um, h-how would that even work?
Because when flash on a camera go off,
it act like sunlight. and feed flower.
You understand now?
Uh, n-no, th-that d-doesn't make any sense.
Alright, class, tomorrow, you have biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig test,
very big test. [ Chuckles ]
And for those of you who pass big test,
you get pizza party.
But for those of you who fail big test,
no pizza party for you!
Because you dumb, you dumb as shit,
Extra homework for you!
Pizza party? Yeah!
I'm gonna be rolling in pizza!
I'm gonna pass that test so hard,
I'm gonna bend the test over,
and be like eh, eh!
Take it test! Eh! Take my Cody brain! Eh eh!
W-w-wait.
Did the teacher say we have to
pass a test to get pizza?
yes junior thats what he said . Huh
I'm not getting any pizza. I'm not gonna pass that test!
Sucks for you junior
That just means more pizza for me. Eh Eh E-
Um, junior, I really want to eat pizza...
but there's no way a ballsack is gonna pass that test.
Oh, me nether. Jeffy
I don't know anything what's on that test.
Well, I guess I can tutor you guys.
W-wait. "Tutor?" [Cody] Yeah.
"Tutor?" Sounds like "pooper."
Yeah, but what does tutor mean?
Oh it means that come over to your house, and they teach you everything you need to know for the test
Wait, you would do that, Cody!? Well, sure yeah, I'll do that alright. I'll come over tonight. Thanks, Cody.
Yeah, thanks Cody.
(Cody gets REKT)
Alright, class I'm profressor Cody, And I will be your tutor today.
So no goofing around you too
Or I'll have to give you a spanking and that goes for you too, Ken.
Alright Cody, what are you going to teach us? Oh I'm going to teach you everything that's going to be in the test tomorrow so math, science, and history.
J-Jeffy could you please stop smacking your diaper. It's distracting. UUUUUUHHHHH!
Okay, I'm going to show you guys out with something easy, okay, okay, alright
How many stars are on the American flag?
Oh God Cody.That's that's a lot of stars.
Yeah.
Okay.
Li- Like that's a lot of stars.
Alright. We-Well just guess. How many stars do you think there are?
Uhhh. Oh. Like 15?
15?
Uh ah i mean 14.
Why did you change it? Why did you go down?
Well I don't know you yelled at me kinda and I was like I'll change it. Okay. What about you Jeffy?
How many stars do you think there are?
[Jeffy] Star (x50)
[Cody] J-Junior, what is he doing? [Junior] Jeffy, what are you doing? [Cody] Jeffy? [Jeffy] Star (x50)
[Jeffy] star (x50)
[Junior] Jeffy, What are you doing? [Jeffy] (x50)
Star (x50 ish)
If you guys what How many stars were there jeffy? I don't even know You don't know?! you said star forever. Where you counting?
Nope, c-come on guys? How many stars on the flag w-w-w-wait...on the flag? yes the flag Junior
What did you think I was talking about? I thought you were saying how many stars are in the sky in the sk-J-
Junior.. You thought there were 14 stars in the sky!?! Well there's a lot of stars up there cody what no Junior, On the flag!!
Th-There's 50 there's 50 stars on the flag wh-50? yes, Jr.
50 well there's 50 on the flag there must be 80 in the sky all right f-fine we're moving on to Math now
Math? yes, wherever I can get if I could get the stars of the Flag How can I Get math Jr.
It's just 50. It's not hard to remember. It was a really hard number to remember Cody. It's a nice round even number
It's like it's not like 83 or 71 is 50 50? yes 50 wait. What was it again?
Junior, screw it! We're moving on to math!
Okay, guys. We're gonna do some math, and I am going to start off with a very easy division problem.
Nine divided by three equals what.
W-what is divided mean? O-Oh, okay? I'll make it easier
How many times does 3 go into nine? Um?
Um Cody that three won't fit on that 9 what yeah cody that wouldn't fit. What are you talking about?
We do not know your shapes cody
There's no way that three would fit in that nine where that three is too big it won't fit
Oh, I see what you're talking about, but no that that's not that's not what I mean
I mean, how many times will the number three go into the number nine? Yeah, is zero
Yeah, three too big yeah, we won't fit at all
There's no it will never fit inside that not the size of the numbers doesn't matter yesterday that three is way too big
It's not going to pen side that not weird cody guy. I don't know no. He was in there three times, okay?
No
I know you're fucking high because you got three we'll go in there one time
What the hell makes you think I'm going three times, so yeah, sure it does. No way. That's for you
We'll go inside that 9 three times. What guys I'm not talking about the size of the shape of the numbers
I'm talking about the number nine in the number three, so you're telling me. That's where you'll go. It's like nine
Three times yes, so I can't show
F****** why what I said, you're saying you can make that three if it's inside that nine is three times to do it?
I want to do it you better draw that three three times inside that nine had better fit perfectly
Did you is drawing it does that have division where you said that three will go in five nine three times?
Yeah, what a sit and let you write that sorry really really small Vinnie could probably fit
But you're saying he's desperate decide that it is will finish like that guys before. God no. I'm taking a side to position
You know what forget it move on you a new problem
Okay report zero aboard cody a zero click that are your problems do so but a deal right there. There's no way
He's got three we're going
YOU'RE ARE GOING...TO ADMIT TO ME, TO THAT THREE...WILL GO INSIDE THAT NINE..ZERO TIMES..YOU BETTER DO IT RIGHT NOW
Okay, fine junior. Just for you. It will not fit in the nine
Damage changes, we're gonna move to a new problem now okay guys hopefully this comes going to be a little easier, okay?
What is ten divided by two or how many times does 2 go into ten what? why?
Why because yes to open John Donne 0 one time so yeah?
That's you will fit inside that zero one time you give a lot of space this time so at least one time guy
See what you're saying, okay? I really do but that too will go into that ten about five times
HOLY FUCKIt's like your eyes must be really messed up. There's no way that you will go inside that like the other thing this
Outfit one doctors buh-bye. Are you fire? You can show us please with a lot of God's alright guys
I can't show you how showing is in tony no, sir. They're only going there one dog. Yeah, you watch. What's this?
Jay boom what does it show us? How farm work is fitting there Daddy?
Does it yell it if I want to say four more to six pence? I bet he has one barely fit
It doesn't literally fit inside of it. No, go down. What a fucking
G4 to go inside that bit well are we sure we wanted to be our tutor because I think we're Gonna fail
Yeah, make sure I have no idea yeah. Yeah, you're definitely going to say like a brother
Yeah, because you're our tutor all right fine. We're gonna move on to multiplication that okay
So why are you always running for the problem? I want to see if this one more juice inside there?
It's not going to happen Jr.
Of course it because that's not going to happen
It only goes that one time you turn the bar about here with one say all right, hi
Hi, 10 divided by 2 is 1 you got it yeah Mac. You're this might break never collected to multiplication, okay? All right. Yeah
Okay guys, we're going to try something a little easier this time. We're going to do some multiplication okay, so what is 3 x 3?
9
9 yep okay, so how did you get that answer? Oh show you see you this three right here?
Yeah, all right right here what and then you multiply it great dark. What whoa?
What see?
9 oh that makes a lot of sense I get it now you're wow
Wow, that is like genius levels of stupidity. I would never have even thought of that. What was the job you got it, right?
No, God no the answer is nine nine doing your furnace stupidest. Oh, oh, I'm stupid. What's over you are pretty stupid
You're always bringing up 9 to 3 then you think three will go inside 9 3 times, you're stupid Jr.
23 Plus 3 Plus 3 3 plus 0 3 yeah, oh, how about many fingers click ok Chevy. What is 3 plus 3 Plus 3?
333 oh it was that I do is that I do that one you guys are going to fail you're going to fail
I can't help you what we're gonna fail. Go you're going you're talking about junior. I get a you got every yes
I mean, we were supposed to take clothes off of ten every time you got an answer right? He's wearing a onesie
He should have been quite naked by now. Oh cool. Y'all want to fail
I really want out this pizza party guys the only way you're going to pass now is if you cheat cheat
Yeah, how we're gonna cheat you sit behind me? I can't look at your paper. You don't know Jr.
Oh, I don't know why don't you ask where we go grab walkie-talkies?
How about that and then you like tell the answer to the walkie-talkies walkie-talkies?
Junior, huh, do you know how loud walkie-talkies are what do we truck drivers, okay? Well?
Why don't you like write the answers on note and then toss it at us or something no junior to be too obvious?
Oh, or I could write the answers on my biceps, and then I could flex and then you would see them
But that that wouldn't work because my biceps are do gigantic everyone in the class would see it
What are we going to do pop gosh? All right click on?
Okay, you get sick all the time right? Yeah, okay? So how about this. How about like?
What is the test is multiple choice right? Yeah, okay?
So let's say the answer is like a so how about you call us the answer you like
A
Huh, okay. I know they said you're coughin, so we'll get the right answer
Okay, I guess that could work. Oh, it's going to work, but it's still going to work or even help us cheat tomorrow
But guys, I don't know if I feel okay about cheating come on. Go you ever get caught over fight
We're geniuses guys yeah good on cody. Yeah, we're gonna cheat tomorrow. You're gonna conference the edges big
It's going to work in a raw and eat pizza. Yeah, let's go to ball Cody through a
Cody to the tribune class yes, but there's no way. I'm shaking junior I'm nervous
What knows about what we're going to be cheating during your free time. We're going to be in so much trouble
We're not going to get caught Cody's junior. I may be causing really loud is not going to be that loud for you
Hold on pretend to answers beat let me hear just one okay
That's it be
Think away that was good. I don't even notice it. Okay. You save those you yeah? Yeah, we're gonna pass the test
We're all good eating pizza. All right. Hey, jase you're here
Oh, we're gonna get pizza just listen for cody coughs yeah, all right
You are these desolate so remember if you have you get these apart
but if you know that you've done and no reason for you extra homework
Shotcrete you wrote up here. You would help all right. Thank you. Hey
What's wrong with you and consummated in four five ah here? You are happy all right Laurie bill here you work out
Okay, oh, you're just your day
all right, cody you get this c d a
D and C
You have any questions jeffy Jared. You don't need answers. What you do
Jus now right dad okay?
How do you don't with your - yeah? Yeah, okay with a ninja number?
What what no sake then why you're talking again you pal? Yeah, you're sorry
What I'm going to do now junior. I don't know call me the antrum number one. Okay, it is C
right yes
C
My gosh Jeffy did you get that? No wonder you're a hero or were the ways of a Bender garlic cream sauce here?
No, I can't get to enter a seat. Okay be Thursday. Call. Yeah member to yet. Yeah. Yeah, what is it?
D
Can understand you're going I don't know what it is
D
Wait, you don't really sick without a coughing you're doing turning your panting off. You're not
even oh yeah, okay, I
Get that allergies nurses office right now!
Yes, sir. Sorry Jr you
Know your baby's coming to school system
you're gonna get everywhere else sick well that mean hate it on your coughing oswald in the world, but
Everyone sit well
I just have a really bad cough that makes me cough out answers to my friend in court going on oath of office right now
Okay, oh, Cody is gone
Oh, no dear. We are so asked. There's no way. We're gonna pass this test so much. We'll get back to writing let
An idea good idea what if I go distract the teacher but question about the test and then while he's distracted
You grab Cody's test
There's a girl a girl window up or more pPL. You don't put your peepee. I'll distract the kitchen
Oh, or use as a back-up plan. Oh, you guys trying to cheat. I'm gonna tell the teacher
Alright, Jeffy. I'm Gonna Track the teacher
Uh teacher I need help with my test. I can't help you with your test. I mean, I don't need help with it
I didn't need you to clarify one of the questions. I'm confused, okay. Woody. Well, you see number five
It says what is the fifth planet from the sun correct and I was wondering if that includes the sun or not?
Were you talking about or you see the sun two planets terry says? What is the fifth planet from the sun?
I was wondering if that includes a side of the planet or not you thought the sun is not okay? Well
Yeah, what is a soft or yeah did?
So the sun is a star so regardless of what you're talking about. You just help us
roll that uh uh
That was uh that was someone trying to sharpen their pencil oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know
What would I say? Uh never mind? I got it beside the plane. I got it alright. Thank you
Alright. Can you get cody test over here alright? Copy every single thing on it and give it to me over here?
Right here, okay. What are you done?
Alright d. A
D a
Alright, I copied everything jeff you drop everything. Yeah, you're turning out yet
Man that test. We're so easy harder. You did. Oh, I think I got a I don't have that yeah, I use a cubed
All right, all right cross all this has a point in now for my praises and global passages so funny today
Oh my God. Tell me we're gonna get a pizza party. We still got that check. Oh hell. Yeah, hell, yeah
Hey guys
How was the nurse's office she said there was nothing wrong with me fix it right there?
Oh, sorry you guys didn't ask your test. Oh cody. We definitely passed the test. How we went up then we distracted a teacher
We took your test out of the bin, and we copied all the answers really unique
I know we copied all thing to get caught on. It's badass. Yes, so we're going to beat the party. Thank you party. Yeah
Crap I finished braiding your hair, but before I pop them out cody. I need to speak with you
Okay, it's really good. I ate that hat I told you I bend it over and be like it. Take it yeah, yeah
How'd I do - man let me hear it you call it a prosthetic
Riolu you hear
yeah, but how'd I get through you because you turned in three different tests did manually secondly seize all three tests have your
Name on it what you idiot happy my name to order through all the thrifty no no as in the area doffing
are they all cheat all three cheer? So you turn off and get be no get me the body? Oh rats!
We don't get big okay? Oh shit
You knew you copied my name. I'm sorry cody always in the zone, and I'm always talking your toes
I was nervous, and I guess I just wrote down your name by mistake. That is great. Yeah now
We go get a cup. I'm sorry don't happening here. Oh
All right class so what we're going to eat pizza and laugh at Cody, Jr
And Jeffy, because they're cheaters they dumb so remember class do not cheat on your test